Grand Tracks of Imagination

Welcome! Here you will find written work, art, figurines, ramblings on many subjects, and an open ask box.
drowtales:

cocobeef:

tonight’s stream: a brief and incredibly accurate summary of the family dinner on Drowtales

Pay attention to Zhor’s face and Faen’s hand placement. XD

drowtales:

cocobeef:

tonight’s stream: a brief and incredibly accurate summary of the family dinner on Drowtales

Pay attention to Zhor’s face and Faen’s hand placement. XD

  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

digivolvin:

pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.

(via anotherwellkeptsecret)

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides

(via dogstarrb)


Beware the snows of Northrend

because my rogue’s been stuck there FOREVER and man does she hate the cold
Ahahaha yes, so! This is Kyorl’wae, or Kyorl, my rogue. She’s partly based on a character I had in my own world who didn’t have much of an identity, but was mixed-blood drow, so she’s got darker skin than what’s available in-game.
She started as a bank toon, and my old guild started calling her Kyorl Sevenseas and bribing me to level ‘the pirate’ hehe.
She has, indeed, been ruminating in Northrend for a rather long time now. Maybe I’ll level her once I get my night elf to 90. Maybe. I’ve got too many characters to level @_@
This was also my first time inking in Manga Studio! I really like the pen tool. Colored in photoshop, though, since I’m more familiar with that.

Beware the snows of Northrend

because my rogue’s been stuck there FOREVER and man does she hate the cold

Ahahaha yes, so! This is Kyorl’wae, or Kyorl, my rogue. She’s partly based on a character I had in my own world who didn’t have much of an identity, but was mixed-blood drow, so she’s got darker skin than what’s available in-game.

She started as a bank toon, and my old guild started calling her Kyorl Sevenseas and bribing me to level ‘the pirate’ hehe.

She has, indeed, been ruminating in Northrend for a rather long time now. Maybe I’ll level her once I get my night elf to 90. Maybe. I’ve got too many characters to level @_@

This was also my first time inking in Manga Studio! I really like the pen tool. Colored in photoshop, though, since I’m more familiar with that.

dudeufugly:

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

yay-someoneactually:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

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There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

(via astrid42)

And the internet is out. Boo :

As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

(via avengersspider)